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The Great Germantown, Maryland Earthquakes of ‘10, Think of the Children! (part 1)

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Day 1
I am fortunate to count myself among the living after this morning’s early morning earthquakes rocked the Maryland region.
The initial 3.6 quake, followed soon thereafter by the 2.0 that devastated Germantown, Maryland, hit just after 5 this morning.
While other parts of the country may dismiss these as “small,” the 3.6 was the highest [...]