Comments on: California AB 372- the CARE-tastrophe – Taking the bad lack of access situation, and actively making it worse. http://www.babylovechild.org/2009/02/25/california-ab-372-the-care-tastrope-taking-the-bad-lack-of-access-situation-and-actively-making-it-worse/ Yet another Bastard Blog Fri, 29 Jul 2011 21:20:28 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: BB Church http://www.babylovechild.org/2009/02/25/california-ab-372-the-care-tastrope-taking-the-bad-lack-of-access-situation-and-actively-making-it-worse/comment-page-1/#comment-357 BB Church Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:47:50 +0000 http://www.babylovechild.org/2009/02/25/california-ab-372-the-care-tastrope-taking-the-bad-lack-of-access-situation-and-actively-making-it-worse/#comment-357 Worry not, BLC, for AB 372 is but a place holder, a mulligan, a McGuffin. The real bill is going to be really something (step right up, step right up, the quality goes in before the name goes on...). The author's office has informed us that they are now going to "listen to all the stakeholders" and craft a bill accordingly. "Stakeholders" is short hand for those who hold the utensils, and we're the steaks... I don't know if you saw the movie "Cloverfield" last year, but right now is like the scene where the mumble-core party is interrupted by an explosion and then something big rolls the head of the Statue of Liberty down the street like a bowling ball. It's bad, but we don't know how bad. And then the monster wanders around Manhatten for ninety minutes totally jacking shit up and eating people. This California legislation is shaping up like that, except it's going to happen over the next twelve months or so instead of an hour and a half... Worry not, BLC, for AB 372 is but a place holder, a mulligan, a McGuffin. The real bill is going to be really something (step right up, step right up, the quality goes in before the name goes on…). The author’s office has informed us that they are now going to “listen to all the stakeholders” and craft a bill accordingly. “Stakeholders” is short hand for those who hold the utensils, and we’re the steaks…

I don’t know if you saw the movie “Cloverfield” last year, but right now is like the scene where the mumble-core party is interrupted by an explosion and then something big rolls the head of the Statue of Liberty down the street like a bowling ball. It’s bad, but we don’t know how bad. And then the monster wanders around Manhatten for ninety minutes totally jacking shit up and eating people. This California legislation is shaping up like that, except it’s going to happen over the next twelve months or so instead of an hour and a half…

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